Joseph Jobson Quotes & Sayings

I was fucked and I knew it. I had stupidly wandered into some epic rape palace run by meth-addicted hobos and bald men with beards who recently escaped nearby jails and had taken over this place for their torture sessions with hapless young women they found exploring the coast. Even worse, I was going to be the hapless woman who decided to infiltrate their headquarters. — Karina Halle

I lived for almost a century in the skin of a man, and I never managed to feel altogether human either. — Jose Eduardo Agualusa

When you walk up five flights of stairs at four in the morning, there's definitely a hooker involved. — Rodney Dangerfield

I used to get upset by people not understanding me, but I've made a career out of it now. — Ozzy Osbourne

I was introduced to the Turducken in New Orleans. And it wasn't Thanksgiving. Glenn at the Gourmet Butcher Block brought it by, and I had never heard of it or had seen one, and they put it in the booth, and it smelled so good that I had to taste it. And it was good. Then Thanksgiving came, and we got one in addition to the traditional turkey. — John Madden

You're not disabled by the disabilities you have, you are able by the abilities you have. — Oscar Pistorius

Newborn babies can't do much on their own-
They can't eat or walk or talk on the phone-
But every parent is sure their creation is without a doubt a tremendous sensation. — Jennifer Davis

Why were we raised to speak in low tones about periods? To be filled with shame if our menstrual blood happened to stain our skirt? Periods are nothing to be ashamed of. Periods are normal and natural, and the human species would not be here if periods did not exist. I remember a man who said a period was like shit. Well, sacred shit, I told him, because you wouldn't be here if periods didn't happen. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Cynicism cripples our imagination and limits our ability to see faint possibilities amidst glaring problems. — Cory Booker

I'm not in love with him. I would never call it that. It's more of a growing fascination with him. He's unlike anyone I've ever known, but he's maladjusted and broken - unpredictable and frightening. — Amy A. Bartol

English is necessary as at present original works of science are in English. I believe that in two decades times original works of science will start coming out in our languages. Then we can move over like the Japanese. — A. P. J. Abdul Kalam

This is where it all begins. Everything starts here, today. — David Nicholls

Soon levees up and down the river were popping like buttons off a tight shirt. At Mounds Landing, Mississippi, a hundred black workers, kept at their posts by men with rifles, were swept to oblivion when a levee gave way. The coroner, for reasons unstated, recorded just two deaths. — Bill Bryson

If you don't enter the kingdom of heaven by God's way, you cannot enter at all. — Dwight L. Moody