Job Seekers Funny Quotes & Sayings

Because I wanted her, Adrian said. — Richelle Mead

You would think that I'd be a bit more comfortable talking about sex, now that I'd had it and all. You would also think that at my age I would be able to successfully insert the straw into a Capri sun juice pouch. I was 0-2 there. — Cora Carmack

Tzu Chang asked Confucius about jen. Confucius said, "If you can practice these five things with all the people, you can be called jen."
Tzu Chang asked what they were.
Confucius said, "Courtesy, generosity, honesty, persistence, and kindness.
If you are courteous, you will not be disrespected;
if you are generous, you will gain everything.
If you are honest, people will rely on you.
If you are persistent you will get results.
If you are kind, you can employ people. — Confucius

The reason I'm patriotic about Scotland is because I think it's been dealt a really hard hand. It's marketed the world over as ... haggis ... bagpipes. But no one ever puts anything back into it. — Alexander McQueen

The greatest act of love is to pay attention. — Diane Sawyer

All souls have a body. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I'm online, therefore I am. — Stewart Lee Beck

We could have saved sixpence. We could have saved fivepence. But at what cost? — Samuel Beckett

I don't want to get pretentious, but there's an art to doing sitcoms; you have to make it work in that format. — Sean Maguire

I do not feel certain until I have confronted my initial solution with other solutions - although in fact the first solution often proves to be the right one. — Arne Jacobsen

It connects with the theologians' point that you can say what God is not, but not (easily) what He is. — Nicholas Mosley

A living man is blind and drinks his drop.
What matter if the ditches are impure?
What matter if I live it all once more? — William Butler Yeats

I'd also secreted a few crosses and bottles of holy water in various nooks. Barrons would laugh at me if he knew. You might wonder if I'm expecting an army from Hell. I am. — Karen Marie Moning

I know too much," said Horne Fisher, "and all the wrong things. — G.K. Chesterton