Jennifer Lawrence Funny Quotes & Sayings

I'm sorry, I just did a shot — Jennifer Lawrence

In real life, bad things happen and they're not funny, and then bad things happen and they can be funny. When you're unhappy you don't go an entire time without laughing. You don't go your whole life without laughing. It's just life. — Jennifer Lawrence

Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea. — Jennifer Lawrence

Apart from anything else, I got to work with Jennifer Lawrence. She's a lovely girl. I know people often say things like that in interviews, but she really is. While she may be young, she doesn't feel at all precocious. Instead, she's smart and funny and terrific at connecting with people. She just blew me away. — Julianne Moore

I just think it should be illegal to call somebody fat on TV ... I think when it comes to the media, the media needs to take responsibility for the effect that it has on our younger generation, on these girls who are watching these television shows and picking up how to talk and how to be cool, so then all of a sudden being funny is making fun of the girl who's wearing an ugly dress. — Jennifer Lawrence

If I don't have anything to do all day, I might not even put my pants on. — Jennifer Lawrence

We hould totally make out right now — Jennifer Lawrence

I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle. — Jennifer Lawrence

He sighed and smiled and touched my nose. 'Words! You funny thing! Words! Verbigation! You know you will spoil everything if you have to verbalize about it. Words never work properly. Life is difficult, subtle, complex. Life, as Lawrence might say, is a 'winged gift'. Words are always inadequate to express the complexity of a situation. — Jennifer Dawson

Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today — Jennifer Lawrence

Sometimes I feel like a vampire — Jennifer Lawrence

I dress like an old woman in my real life. If you're having conversations with people, you don't want them to remember you as the girl with the tits, You want them to pay attention to what you're saying — Jennifer Lawrence

I'm doing what I love, and then I get months and months of rest. I have a lot of money for a 21-year old. I can't stand it when actors complain. — Jennifer Lawrence

Why can't I say anything normal? — Jennifer Lawrence

I never leave my house. Then I don't have to put a bra on, and I don't have to change my pants. — Jennifer Lawrence