Jemaine Quotes & Sayings

The book is even quirkier, but it's hard to bring all of that stuff to a movie. With a book, you use your imagination more and create your own way to make it all make sense. — Jemaine Clement

They don't get along with me, but I get along with other people. — Jemaine Clement

I'm actively going out onto the porch and noodling around on my guitar. — Jemaine Clement

Bret, you got it goin on! "Got it goin on!" Not in a gay way but in a hey-your-lookin-ok-man! — Flight Of The Conchords

I miss the city Bret and I live in, Wellington. It's a good place to be creative, in the same way New York is. — Jemaine Clement

In real life I'm very low-key. A wallflower. One of the reasons I went into comedy and acting was that I was sick of being shy. — Jemaine Clement

I think that would be great, if I could be in a city and wasn't even allowed to work. — Jemaine Clement

What do I think of L.A.? It's boring, with some amazing nuggets. Like there are some parts of it that are great, but by and large I think it's quite boring. — Jemaine Clement

I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori. — Jemaine Clement

BRET
The bohemians of So-Ho did pirouettes
As we waltzed through the streets of Manhattan
On rivers of ribbon and sailboats of songs ...
JEMAINE
Bret, did any of this actually happen?
BRET
The girl I described
She's as real as the wind
It's true, I saw her today
The other details are inventions
Because I prefer her that way — Flight Of The Conchords

I'm a real pawn-shopper. — Jemaine Clement

There are a lot of difficult situations that lead to awkwardness. — Jemaine Clement

JEMAINE
Lisa?
BRET
Yes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah.
JEMAINE
But she works in the croissant shop.
BRET
Yeah, she's got two jobs. She's a pastry chef and a sniper. — Flight Of The Conchords

I don't think I'm cut out to be a supervillain. [Laughs.] I think I'd be a supervillain that would exercise some form of mind control. Rather than war, I'd force people to get on with each other and I'd force people to argue reasonably about things rather than be polemical. So I'd be a supervillain that makes everyone get on, but forcefully. There would be no choice about it. No free will. — Jemaine Clement

You're looking good today Bret. Very hot ... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome. — Kristen Schaal

I try to have a balance of things you like and things you don't like about a character. But once you start that, all these scripts are like, "You play the douchebag friend of Ashton Kutcher." It's all these characters that are overconfident or hyper-masculine. — Jemaine Clement

Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy / That he thinks his booty is fly? — Jemaine Clement

The writing is just a boring job. It's just a horrible job. — Jemaine Clement

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm ... I'm hungry actually. — Kristen Schaal

Well, I grew up in the '80s, which was a really massive time for sci-fi. — Jemaine Clement

I grew up in front of a TV. — Jemaine Clement

There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up — Jemaine Clement

I can only think of one wacky best friend who I thought was awesome: Rhys Ifans in 'Notting Hill.' He really nailed the wacky best friend. — Jemaine Clement

They're turnin' kids into slaves just to make cheaper sneakers But what's the real cost 'cause the sneakers don't seem that much cheaper Why are we still payin' so much for sneakers when you got them made by little slave kids? What are your overheads?! — Jemaine Clement