Incompetency Notice Quotes & Sayings

porcine whipworm, — Dave Asprey

Making each day a mini lifetime - to achieve something and to enjoy something. — Joan Collins

Tape the sound of the moon fading at dawn. Give it to your mother to listen to when she's in sorrow. — Yoko Ono

If you have a body, you are entitled to the full range of feelings. It comes with the package. — Anne Lamott

Interact with others as if you are radiating happiness and healing from within. — Franklin Gillette

Life is like a 10-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use. — Charles M. Schulz

Just as the poet is a menace to conformity, he is also a constant threat to political dictators. He is always on the verge of blowing up the assembly line of political power. — Rollo May

People in the music business say don't make too many records because they'll compete against one another. — Chick Corea

Facebook has stitched together your social graph. The idea of an interest graph is to bring together everyone that has shared interests. If I can isolate the people who are into mountain biking in Marin, in one place, the ability to put ads against that is really high. — Bill Gurley

After five or six blocks he pulled around me and, as he flipped me off, juked his steering wheel slightly to frighten me into running up on the sidewalk. Although I admired his spirit and would have loved to oblige him, I stayed on the road. There is never any point in trying to make sense of the way Miami drivers go about getting from one place to another. You just have to relax and enjoy the violence - and of course, that part was never a problem for me. So I smiled and waved, and he stomped on his accelerator and disappeared into traffic at about sixty miles per hour over the speed limit. — Jeff Lindsay

God isn't looking for something brilliant; he's looking for something broken. — Bob Kauflin

People say to me, 'You seem to have made this conscious decision to do independent films'. In reality, I haven't. After each movie, I always think, 'how different can I possibly be? Is this going to challenge me, is this going to inspire me, and is this going to make me love my job more than I already do?' — Kate Winslet

They pushed closer. Chest to chest. Belly to belly. Two edges of a wound needing to heal. — Lee Thomas

If not reason, then the devil. — Fyodor Dostoevsky