Ignobel Quotes & Sayings

In the end, all it takes is one small action, by one person. One at a time. — Susan Cooper

Broke is a Hollywood term! — David Geffen

It was an old kender proverb - Don't change color to match the walls. Look like you belong and the walls will change color to match you. — Margaret Weis

It was a soulless gaze, burning with a wild hatred that shouldn't be there in anyone who could call themselves a parent. — Jess C. Scott

Marriage has historically been in the domain of the States to regulate. — Corrine Brown

Organizational culture is just like the "Operation System" of the organization, you need reboot periodically to keep it running smoothly. — Pearl Zhu

I think the hymns give us a glimpse of the generations before us, and what was important to them at the time. Even though they are usually singing similiar messages that are in today's music, it is good to be reminded that the message of Christ is just as much relevant today as it was then. — Bart Millard

No matter what, it is very tricky and difficult just to be a good parent at all. I have a lot of help. And for that I'm very grateful. — Jennifer Garner

Motherhood is at its best when the tender chords of sympathy have been touched. — Paul Harris

We hold that no person or set of persons can properly establish a standard of expression for others. — William Randolph Hearst

Light attracts light. But sometimes your light attracts moths and your warmth attracts parasites. Protect your space and energy — Warsan Shire

The creation of an authentic work of art, the creation of an authentic life - they are one and the same. — Richard Bode

Spiritual awakening is the process of recognizing our essential goodness, our natural wisdom and compassion. — Tara Brach

The purpose of the poetry is not to dazzle us with an astonishing thought, but to make one moment of existence unforgettable and worthy of unbearable nostalgia. — Milan Kundera

It's a wonderful honor to win an Ignobel Prize. — Sheldon Lee Glashow

Texans are by nature independent people. — Joe Barton