Horrifyingly Realistic Cartoon Quotes & Sayings

I never felt in competition with anybody in war photography. You're lucky to get your ass in and out again. It's as simple as that. It's the easiest photography in the world to shoot somebody who's been shot up. It doesn't take a genius. That's easy. The only thing you need to know is your photography. Get in and if you're lucky get out. And get as close as you can get. — David Douglas Duncan

Crucifixes are sexy because there's a naked man on them. — Madonna Ciccone

If I were ever interested in taking a mate, you would be her, Zandy. That's what makes you dangerous because you make me consider it. — Laurann Dohner

They both began to giggle and then they fell into a side splitting round of laughter, the cleansing, complete sort of laughter only a mother and daughter can share. — Karen Kingsbury

So it is that good warriors take their stance on ground where they cannot lose, and do not overlook conditions that make an opponent prone to defeat. — Sun Tzu

The dead are all holy, even they that were base and wicked while alive. Their baseness and wickedness was not they, was but the heavy and unmanageable environment that lay round them. — Thomas Carlyle

Fruit forced is never half so sweet / As that comes quite in season. — Caroline Anne Southey

Fame, do I like it? No. It has bought a lot for me in my career, but there are a lot of downsides to it. You give up your privacy. I did it to myself but not to my family and friends. You don't ask for it. You just have to live with it. — Cara Delevingne

The people alone have an incontestable, unalienable, and indefeasible right to institute government and to reform, alter, or totally change the same when their protection, safety, prosperity, and happiness require it. — Alexander Hamilton

A vast deal may be done by those who dare to act. — Jane Austen

Was. I found he usually wanted a free guest pass for whoever was with him instead of paying the six bucks. This chiseling behavior helped me realize that most gym fees are a scam and only suckers pay them. I — Tina Fey

Ever there was a woman who was all perfection, that one is my poor wronged darling. — Bram Stoker

Part of not being a self-centered asshole, Colin reasoned, is doing things with your friends even when you don't want to. — John Green