Gullivers Travels Irony Quotes & Sayings

It is assured that men of all ages imagine a woman naked when they first meet. — Tiffany Madison

Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it. — Danny DeVito

Don't you think it's funny that the presidents are still expected to build libraries when hardly anyone reads books? I read a study that said less than ten percent of adults read a book in the past year. — Dustin Lawson

If your own mind is muddled, much more will the minds of your hearers be confused. — Dale Carnegie

There's war - there's always been war, as long as most of us have been alive. There have always been people being abused, there's always been horrible things in the world. Why are we outraged? We should just be quiet and figure it out, and work it out together. — Dave Matthews

Of two equivalent theories or explanations, all other things being equal, the simpler one is to be preferred. — William Of Ockham

Strange that only a little problem of your own will take your mind far from a tragedy belonging to others. — Richard Llewellyn

With The Key, it was, I had gone through a divorce and losing my father, and just kinda really reminiscing about how much I loved the traditional side of country music, so I made a record that was really traditional from start to finish. — Vince Gill

I think I'm part of a generation of crime writers all of whom woke up independently and recoiled with horror at the fact that we'd chosen this very conservative genre. — Laura Lippman

You might want to stop with the threats before my heart gives out."
"You look healthy enough."
"And you look sane. Imagine that," Stunt shot right back. His common sense kicked in about a second too late to save him from his mouth, and there was a long silence. Insulting the man holding you at gunpoint showed a real lack of common sense. Insulting him and then not being able to see the reaction because your back was turned and he'd gone utterly silent was so very much worse. — Lyn Gala

Murderers - serving life sentences - were caring for their dying fellow inmates. Washing their bed-sore covered bodies, changing their diapers, holding their hands while they took their last breath. It was the other side of death, not the one at the end of a sudden muzzle flash, but the slow and wrenching kind, leaving plenty of time for hard reflection. — Lisa R. Cohen

It behooves us to accomplish what God requires of us, even when we are in the greatest despair respecting the results. — John Calvin

[Nathan] wasn't blindly obsessed with a possession. He wasn't crazy. He was a hero
a father who'd risked his life to rescue his son. — Randy Alcorn

Fake it till you feel it — Gemma Burgess