Glasbergen Funny Quotes & Sayings

Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I'm being held. — Randy Glasbergen

Yeah," he agreed. "A bunch of vampires trying to kill you. The usual. — Stephenie Meyer

There was genuine regret in his face as he showed her that trifling attention. He was a vagabond and a cheat; he had lived a mean, shuffling, degraded life, but he was human; and she had found her way to the lost sympathies in him which not even the self-profanation of a swindler's existence could wholly destroy. "Damn — Wilkie Collins

Female humans need communication, a lot of it. It's fucking annoying but, trust me, you're better off giving it to her than suffering the consequences. — Kristen Ashley

These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I'm going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then, I'm going to write a novel and a symphony and give all the profits to charity. Then next month, I'll figure out how to do it. — Randy Glasbergen

I love you every day. And now I will miss you every day. — Mitch Albom

Rowdy and I played one-on-one for hours. we played until dark. we played until the streetlights lit up court. we played until the bats swooped down at our heads. we played until the moon was huge and golden and perfect in the dark sky.
we didn't keep score. — Sherman Alexie

Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3 — Randy Glasbergen

I love the idea of 3D, but it's completely superfluous to most stories. — Cary Fukunaga

Everybody must work even if you are not working for money. You must work to actualize yourself. — Sunday Adelaja

London has been used as the emblematic English city, but it's far from representative of what life in England is actually about. — Alan Moore

The man is in his work,read it if you want to know about him. — R.M. Engelhardt