Funny Worship Leader Quotes & Sayings

Remember the seven Ps.

Seven what?

Proper preparation and planning... Prevent piss-poor performance. — Garth Ennis

If a man knows nothing but hard times, he will paint them, for he must be true to himself. — Horace Pippin

Break my heart for what breaks yours
Everything I am for Your Kingdom's cause
As I walk from earth into eternity — Hillsong United

There is only one possible road you can take,' he said, 'and that is t go by way of your imagination. — Julie Andrews Edwards

If my decision is wrong, at least I will have learned something new. There is always next time. — Sylvan Clarke

I hope to someday live in a world where there are lots more Silicon Valleys. — Marc Andreessen

The whole idea of a stereotype is to simplify. Instead of going through the problem of all this great diversity - that it's this or maybe that - you have just one large statement; it is this. — Chinua Achebe

Baseball is not a lot of statistics to me. It's blood and tears. — Laraine Day

Grace is God's empowerment to do what we are called to do. — Bill Johnson

My grandmother's house - she ran it just like her grandmother and her great-grandmother. They didn't have electricity. They had wood stoves that never got cold. — Willard Scott

But Paris had been designed. Here, historical landmarks appeared graciously; evenly spaced for maximum aesthetic impact. One had only to follow from one to another to reach any destination, including the Left Bank. — Kathleen Tessaro

When I'm answering questions from the Denver media, I'm not worried about what the Broncos' people are going to think. I'm worried about what Belichick will think. Isn't that crazy? — Wes Welker

Jason closed his eye and winced. "Why is this weekend not ending?" "Because the universe hates you, and you agreed to marry a bloodsucking wannabe Real Housewife of New York, who would have used her nails as a way to kill you so we'd all end up on Dateline - crying. — Rachel Van Dyken