Funny Whipped Quotes & Sayings
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![Funny Whipped Quotes By David Wong Funny Whipped Quotes By David Wong](https://quotessayings.net/pics/funny-whipped-quote-by-david-wong-294628.jpg)
He whipped the chair around and actually split one of the things in half with the impact, spilling the spray of blood that was reflective, like mercury.
John bellowed, "Anyone else want to donate blood to chair-ity?"
He ducked into the the door and bashed one monster right in the wig, screaming, "There's some dessert! With a chair-y on top! — David Wong
![Funny Whipped Quotes By Colleen Hoover Funny Whipped Quotes By Colleen Hoover](https://quotessayings.net/pics/funny-whipped-quote-by-colleen-hoover-383869.jpg)
Speaking of ... does this mean you get your phone back?" I shrug. "I don't really want that phone back. I'm hoping my whipped boyfriend will get me an iPhone for Christmas. — Colleen Hoover
![Funny Whipped Quotes By Bijou Hunter Funny Whipped Quotes By Bijou Hunter](https://quotessayings.net/pics/funny-whipped-quote-by-bijou-hunter-2133910.jpg)
Attachments made men soft. This fact was made obvious lately by my buddies.
I blamed Tucker. A little over a year earlier, the idiot strolled over to a table filled with college girls. Each one shot him down until he was left with Maddy. For whatever reason, she thought he was funny. Or maybe just hot enough to overcome his lack of brain cells. They hooked up and he quickly handed his balls to her with a ribbon tied around them. He acted like he was still his own man, but the guy was whipped to the point of being fluffy.
Once he lost his way, the others fell like dominoes. — Bijou Hunter
![Funny Whipped Quotes By Seanan McGuire Funny Whipped Quotes By Seanan McGuire](https://quotessayings.net/pics/funny-whipped-quote-by-seanan-mcguire-111372.jpg)
In the interests of friendship, I hope you'll forgive me what I'm about to do."
"Forgive you wha - "
My sentence was cut off as he clamped his mouth over mine, kissing me deeply.
...
"Ready to make a scene?"
He raised an eyebrow. "Do I have a choice?"
"Not really. To quote something someone said to me recently, in the interests of friendship, I hope you'll forgive what I'm about to do." I drew back my hand and slapped him across the face. The smack of flesh striking flesh echoed through the hall. Conversations stopped as people whipped around to stare at us. Raising my voice to something just below a shout, I snarled, "You asshole! — Seanan McGuire
![Funny Whipped Quotes By Tessa Bailey Funny Whipped Quotes By Tessa Bailey](https://quotessayings.net/pics/funny-whipped-quote-by-tessa-bailey-537837.jpg)
Uh-oh." Brent reached into the console and picked up his two-way radio, pretending to turn it on, then holding it up to his mouth. "This is car two-two-nine requesting backup. We've got an officer down. I repeat, officer down. Dispatch, please alert medical personnel that officer is whipped."
"Please remind me why we're friends."
"Aw, you love me, you dick. — Tessa Bailey
![Funny Whipped Quotes By James Ellroy Funny Whipped Quotes By James Ellroy](https://quotessayings.net/pics/funny-whipped-quote-by-james-ellroy-1566426.jpg)
Some of them screamed. Some of them wept. Some of them grinned like LSD was a blast. A case officer said John Stanton hatched the idea - lets flood Cuba with this shit before we invade. Langley co-signed the brainstorm. Langley embellished it: Let's induce mass hallucinations and stage the second coming of Christ!!!! Langley found some suicidal actors. Langley dolled them up to look like J.C. Langley had them set to pre-invade Cuba concurrent with the dope saturation. Peter howled. The case officer said, 'It's not funny.' A drug-zorched peon whipped out his wang and jacked off. — James Ellroy
![Funny Whipped Quotes By Siobhan Vivian Funny Whipped Quotes By Siobhan Vivian](https://quotessayings.net/pics/funny-whipped-quote-by-siobhan-vivian-1794079.jpg)
Remember at the junior picnic, when someone whipped that dog at Jennifer's head? And Jennifer was laughing, like it was funny? Ted never copped to it, but I know he did it. I saw him. A-hole.'
Rachel shakes her head in disgust. 'She probably deals with that kind of crap every day ... '
'That's it. I'm going to ask Jennifer if she wants to sit with us today ... I don't like those little turds thinking they can make fun of her because she's on the list. Don't they have any respect for the fact that she's a senior? If she's with us, they wouldn't dare say anything. — Siobhan Vivian
![Funny Whipped Quotes By Colleen Coble Funny Whipped Quotes By Colleen Coble](https://quotessayings.net/pics/funny-whipped-quote-by-colleen-coble-2230787.jpg)
Razzmatazz topped with hot fudge, strawberries, rainbow sprinkles, and whipped cream. It looked nasty, but you had to admire a guy secure enough to order sprinkles. — Colleen Coble