Funny Tourettes Quotes & Sayings

I am lost to him. I never want to be found. — Danielle Pearl

Every comic went through their Mitch Hedberg phase - the glasses, the hair in the face - and you knew immediately when they were doing it. — Anthony Jeselnik

Three quarks for Muster Mark! — James Joyce

Revolutionary action more often than not was a theatrical concession to the desires of violently discontented masses rather than an actual battle for power. — Hannah Arendt

Some stuff which I do aren't some kind a cheats or this kind a of stuff it's about thinking and it's about how clever am I! — Deyth Banger

The dignity of man requires obedience to a higher law, to the strength of the spirit. — Mahatma Gandhi

Jarod Kintz gets so many retweets, he's like Katniss Everdeen with tourettes in a forest full of Mockingjays. — Ryan Lilly

If a man sees a woman with red lipstick, he admires her, but often he won't feel like kissing her. — Monica Bellucci

We have international standards regulating everything from t-shirts to toys to tomatoes. There are international regulations for furniture. That means there are common standards for the global trade in armchairs but not the global trade in arms. — Ban Ki-moon

Previously, Incledon was the head strength and conditioning specialist at Cypress Bay School and St. Thomas Aquinas School in Fort Lauderdale, Florida (where she was also the head athletic trainer). She initiated the strength and conditioning program for the then-new Cypress Bay, and during her time at St. — Lori Incledon

I wish I could take back some of the things I said and some of the things I did. But in the bigger picture, I don't feel that it was violent and terrible. I feel like it was primarily
obviously not completely
moral, based on a vision that the government should be better, and that people could be better, and that democracy should be real. — Bernardine Dohrn

My position hasn't changed over the years. Which is that online voting is a very unsafe idea and a very bad idea and something I think no technological breakthrough I can foresee can ever change. — Avi Rubin

I, therefore, demand the formation of a consolidated Muslim State in the best interest of India and Islam. — Muhammad Iqbal

You can't hammer tin into iron, no matter how hard you beat it, but that doesn't mean it's useless. — George R R Martin

Of course I despise money when I haven't got any. It's the only dignified thing to do. — Agatha Christie

People with Tourettes ... What makes them tick? — Jimmy Carr

chicks before dicks manifesto — Tessa Bailey