Funny Staten Island Quotes & Sayings

We have a queen-size bed and the dog sleeps in the middle. John and I are sort of these little quotation marks on either corner. — Rachael Ray

Few ideas are in themselves practical. It is for want of imagination in applying them that they fail. The creative process does not end with an idea-it only starts with an idea. — John D. Arnold

Comedy is like math - you can check your answer because you know you've gotten it right if you get a laugh. It just makes sense to me. I feel like because I've had to keep that tool in my box for so long, I'm ready to show it off a bit. — Jennifer Carpenter

going to extend the view controllers in Homepwner to properly give their node information when the app is terminating — Joe Conway

Even Alf is not humorous at times. — Jonathan Safran Foer

I certainly have been guilty of trying to sweep things under the carpet. — Kenneth Branagh

I watch a lot of Disney. I want to catch 'Hannah Montana Forever.' — Nolan Sotillo

The government is like a baby's
alimentary canal, with a happy
appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. — Ronald Reagan

Politics are nothing but sand and gravel: it is art and life that feed us until we die. Everything else is ambition, hysteria or hatred. — Louise Bogan