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Funny Sms Text Quotes By Mira Grant

Some lines were never meant to be crossed, however good your cause may seem. — Mira Grant

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Bell Hooks

The capacity to love is tied to being able to be awake, to being able to move out of yourself and be with someone else in a manner that is not about your desire to possess them, but to be with them, to be in union and communion. — Bell Hooks

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Stelios Haji-Ioannou

I have a feeling that there is a gap in the food retail market - a niche below some of the current budget operators such as Aldi and Lidl. — Stelios Haji-Ioannou

Funny Sms Text Quotes By E.L. James

Has that obscenely rich fucker upset you again? — E.L. James

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov

I should allow only my heart to have imagination; and for the rest rely on memory, that long drawn sunset of one's personal truth. — Vladimir Nabokov

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Tom Cruise

If someone doesn't want to be a criminal anymore, I can give them tools that can better their life. You have no idea how many people want to know what Scientology is. — Tom Cruise

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Carl Sagan

The wind whips through the canyons of the American Southwest, and there is no one to hear it but us - a reminder of the 40,000 generations of thinking men and women who preceded us, about whom we know almost nothing, upon whom our civilization is based. — Carl Sagan

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Richard Simmons

My way is the sensitive, emotional way, because that's who I am. I try to be the clown and court jester and make people laugh. At the same time, you have people in the hospital who have had gastric bypass or lap-band surgery, and they still have to work out. If you don't work out and eat healthy, you'll look like a melted candle. — Richard Simmons

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Baltasar Gracian

To keep is more important than to make friends. — Baltasar Gracian

Funny Sms Text Quotes By James Surowiecki

In practice, downsizing is too often about cutting your work force while keeping your business the same, and doing so not by investments in productivity-enhancing technology, but by making people pull 80-hour weeks and bringing in temps to fill the gap. — James Surowiecki

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Mohsin Hamid

Why the brevity? Because I'd rather people read my book twice than only half-way through — Mohsin Hamid

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Christopher Moore

I love you above all things, even pie. — Christopher Moore

Funny Sms Text Quotes By Kate Clinton

I definitely want people to laugh because I don't think there's a better feeling - I think it's just so fabulous to laugh. I don't mind if people think, either. I think the brain is a very sexy organ. — Kate Clinton

Funny Sms Text Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald

I had a view of the water, a partial view of my neighbor's lawn, and the consoling proximity of millionaires
all for eighty dollars a month. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Funny Sms Text Quotes By C.S. Lewis

Do not be deceived, Wormwood. Our cause is never more in danger than when a human, no longer desiring, but still intending, to do our Enemy's will, looks round upon a universe from which every trace of Him seems to have vanished, and asks why he has been forsaken, and still obeys. — C.S. Lewis