Funny Shisha Quotes & Sayings
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This is how God made me. You are how God made you. All God's chillun are made how God made 'em. You think God made a mistake, take it up with Him. — Josh Lanyon
Those who have suffered in the hands of others,know what it is to be free. — Lailah Gifty Akita
The easiest way to keep a woman over your shoulder is with a hand on her ass, and the other between her legs. — Cherise Sinclair
The cross has two sides to it. One side is what Jesus did for us. He forgave us our sins. The other is the God side. God now lives in man! — John Paul Warren
As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn't know that funny women existed. It wasn't until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny. — Jenny Eclair
Welcome to Facelessbook: an antisocial network. — Lev Grossman
A free society is one where it's safe to be unpopular, but then, freedom of speech also carries with it the freedom not to listen! — Ashwin Sanghi
I won't sit here and say I've never had a pimple, but I try to have a really great diet, you know, lots of vegetables and fish. And I think stress plays a huge part too. — Janelle Monae
One may have staunch friends in one's own family, but one seldom has admirers. — Willa Cather
I was a baby when I came into the world
otherwise I might have been smart enough to become a different person. — Frank Wedekind
The more numerous public instrumentalities become, the more is there generated in citizens the notion that everything is to be done for them, and nothing by them. Every generation is made less familiar with the attainment of desired ends by individual actions or private agencies; until, eventually, governmental agencies come to be thought of as the only available agencies. — Herbert Spencer
I always just get excited about the character. When something rings true for me, then I'm ready to do it. — Bridget Regan
You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me ... It's called senility. — Robert Anton Wilson