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Funny Retired Quotes By Milton Jones

Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so ... retired mermaids. — Milton Jones

Funny Retired Quotes By Conan O'Brien

Big story at the Olympics regarding Michael Phelps. He stepped out with his girlfriend for the first time. She is a 25-year-old model from Los Angeles. Like every other model in L.A., She's dating an older retired guy. What's going on? — Conan O'Brien

Funny Retired Quotes By Ray Mancini

Since I've retired, I eat less, weigh less, train less and care less. — Ray Mancini