Funny Racing Quotes & Sayings

With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is. — Murray Walker

Villeneuve is now twelve seconds ahead of Villeneuve. — Murray Walker

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. — Henry Ford

Mansell can see him in his earphone. — Murray Walker

We are racing down Main Street. Arthur is right on the tail of a blck sedan with tinted windows that won't pull over. He slams the horn.
"Arthur," I say.
The car doesn't yield.
"Arthur," I say.
He hits the horn again, still close on the car's bummper.
"Arthur, our turn was back there. — Peter Canning

That's the first time he had started from the front row in a Grand Prix, having done so in Canada earlier this year. — Murray Walker

I didn't see the time, largely because there wasn't one. — Murray Walker

And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself. — Murray Walker

She's in the Catskill," Shopie began, but Scathach reached over and pinched her hand. "Ouch!"
I just wanted to distract you," Scathach explained. "Don't even think about Black Annis. There are some names that should never be spoken aloud."
That like saying don't think of elephants, Josh said, "and then all you can think about is elephants."
Then let me give you something else to think about," Scathach said softly. "There are two police officers in the window staring at us. Don't look," she added urgently.
Too late. Josh turned to look and whatever crossed his face
shock, horror, guilt or fear
bought both officers racing into the cafe, one pulling his automatic from its holster, the other speaking urgently into his radio as he drew his baton. — Michael Scott

Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all the others are games. — Ernest Hemingway,

As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth. — Murray Walker

And Damon Hill is following Damon Hill. — Murray Walker

If at first you don't succeed, then drag racing isn't for you. — Christopher Titus

Nellie Fuller was racing down the stairs as we returned to the hallway, nearly tripping over her tripod in her haste. "I heard a noise," she said. "Have I already missed all of the excitement?"
"Nothing of consequence," answered Jackaby. "Stay indoors, however, unless you're enthusiastic about the prospect of being eviscerated. — William Ritter

And he's lost both right front tires. — Murray Walker

Look up there! That's the sky! — Murray Walker

I can't imagine what kind of problem Senna has. I imagine it must be some sort of grip problem. — Murray Walker

And this is the third place car about to lap the second place car. — Murray Walker

There's Pam watching anxiously. She doesn't look anxious though. — Stephen Hadley

The older I get, the faster I was. — Charles Barkley

When I do my solo concerts, I'm used to being on the stage for two hours solid, singing 16 songs. And when I did 'Funny Thing,' I was on the stage the whole time. This is much more difficult. It's the difference between racing and sprinting. This is sprinting. And I have to learn to pace myself. — Micky Dolenz

A mediocre season for Nelson Piquet as he is now known and always has been. — Murray Walker

Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough? — Murray Walker

And here comes Mika Hakkinen, double world champion twice over. — Murray Walker

And the first five places are filled by five different cars. — Murray Walker

My heart started racing, not the bad kind of heart racing, like I'm going to die. But the good kind of heart racing, like, Hello, can I help you with something? If not, please step aside because I'm about to kick the shit out of life. — Maria Semple

Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh, no he isn't! It's a lap record. — Murray Walker

Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either. — Jerry Coleman

I was there when I said it. — Murray Walker

The European drivers have adapted to this circuit extremely quickly, especially Paul Radisich who's a New Zealander. — Murray Walker

It's lap 26 of 58, which unless I'm very much mistaken is half way. — Murray Walker

The funny thing is that people see one film like 'Racing Stripes' or 'Ice Princess' and all of a sudden, slip me into this category of 'that's what she's always involved in.' — Hayden Panettiere

Michael Schumacher is leading Michael Schumacher. — Murray Walker

Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th. — Murray Walker

He's a very competitive competitor, that's the sort of competitor he is. — Dorian Williams

This was now officially the most inane conversation in which Griff had ever been a participant - and that included a drunken debate with Del over ostrich racing.

"The color isn't too awful?" She twisted a fold of the skirt. "The draper called it 'dewy petal,' but your mother said the shade was more of a 'frosted berry.' What do you say?"

"I'm a man, Simms. Unless we're discussing nipples, I don't see the value in these distinctions. — Tessa Dare

Alboreto has dropped back up to fifth place. — Murray Walker

Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position. — Murray Walker

Tombay's hopes, which were nil before, are absolutely zero now — Murray Walker

Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest. — Murray Walker

Alesi is in second place, and Hill is in second place. — Murray Walker

Jean Alesi is 4th and 5th. — Murray Walker

And he's done that in a whisker under 10 seconds, call it 9.7 in round figures. — Murray Walker

And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this is an all Escort race. — Murray Walker

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist? — Steven Wright

Frentzen is taking, er, reducing that gap between himself and Frentzen. — Murray Walker

And there's the man in the green flag! — Murray Walker

Schumacher has made his final stop three times. — Murray Walker

As you can see, visually, with your eyes. — Murray Walker

Unless I am very much mistaken ... I AM very much mistaken ... ! — Murray Walker

Yes! Yes! There's the attitude. Where was that girl during the race? Off getting sushi? — Doug Solter

The tires are called wets, because they're used in the wet. And these tires are called slicks, because they're very slick. — Murray Walker

Ferrari leads, McLaren second, McLaren second, Jordan third, and Benneton fifth and sixth. — Murray Walker

I had this funny family. At one end, they were breeding dogs in south-east London - for greyhound racing - and at the other, my uncle was living in Downing Street. And I would actually go to Downing Street, which didn't strike me as funny. I'd get on the number 15 bus. — Michael Moorcock