Funny Naughty Santa Quotes & Sayings

The duty of the artist is not to be calculating in any sense, so that he may be free himself of human emotions while carried by the universal forces of life. Only then does one not think about making art, or about styles, or directions. Something comes about, something happens. — Karel Appel

He said having a smoking section in a restaurant was just like having a pissing section in a swimming pool. — Ted Bell

Your skin is screaming for attention like a middle-aged woman in the front row at a Bon Jovi concert. — Kim Holden

If only for the sake of elegance, I try to remain morally pure. — Marcel Proust

When the Holy Father passed away in 2005, Laura, Dad, Bill Clinton, and I flew together to his funeral in Rome. It was the first time an American president had attended the funeral of a pope, let alone brought two of his predecessors. — George W. Bush

When I meet young girls, I'm always like, 'Just do me one favour. Love what you look like right now - and remember I said it 10 years from now because it's the greatest gift I can give.' — Jennifer Love Hewitt

money,war and time can change people — Nicholas Sparks

To quench that thirst, Ward would become a human — Haggai Carmon

The only problem I had was that my whole life was a lesson in the effect of echoes, that I was living in the third person. — Don DeLillo

The beauty of America is that the average person always thinks she is above average. — Sam Levenson

I am not the potter, nor the potter's wheel, but the potter's clay, does it depend on the value achieved intrinsic as much as the value of the clay as the wheel and master craftsmanship? — Stephen King