Funny Mock Inspirational Quotes & Sayings

The healthiest kind of love leaves room for indifference. — Marty Rubin

You've got to kill your darlings. — Andre Dubus III

...god contradicts his own perfection if he can be reached, touched, disturbed, or in any way changed from it by anything in this material world below. — Ramsay MacMullen

It just doesn't make spiritual sense to suggest that the evil all lies "out there" with our adversaries and enemies, and none of it is "in here" with us - embedded in our own attitudes, behaviors, and policies. — Jim Wallis

I know more damn perverts, at schools and all, than anybody you ever met, and they're always being perverty when I'm around. — J.D. Salinger

Instead of experiencing through the physical senses, I was now bobbing behind the body like a buoy at sea, cut loose from sensory solidity, separated from and witnessing the body from a vast distance. — Suzanne Segal

The whole concept of negotiating is intimidating to many people. — Leigh Steinberg

Lend, by your imperfections, self-esteem to others, and you will be invited everywhere. — Robert Breault

The world is more magical, less predictable, more autonomous, less controllable, more varied, less simple, more infinite, less knowable, more wonderfully troubling than we could have imagined being able to tolerate when we were young. — James Hollis

I've written a lot of music, so to be able to put that together and play some shows around the country and elsewhere - that would really be a fun thing to do. — Oscar Isaac

One of the most rewarding aspects of my research has been the opportunity to study the potential applications of a new catalyst. — Robert H. Grubbs