Funny Misspelled Quotes & Sayings

Violence has been Nicaragua's most important export to the world. — Ronald Reagan

Whatever. But we're watching you, Wolf. (Colt)
Then I'll try not to piss on the floor or hump the furniture ... your leg, though, might be another matter. (Fury) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

It became a kind of passion. Discovering the key, unlocking the vagina's mouth, unlocking this voice, this wild song. — Eve Ensler

choosing an idyllic ocean cruise over the whirlwind body cavity search that was air travel. — Dan Fiorella

Friends are the family you get to choose for yourself. — Mia Sheridan

Grandmother's love is like a spring water it will never lose its natural taste. It refreshes and it brings joy to the entire family. — Euginia Herlihy

Don't sacrifice your spirit for wealth. Grow your wealth by first growing your spirit. — Robert Kiyosaki

If you want your life to be a magnificent story
Then begin by realizing that you are the author
And everyday you have the opportunity to write a new page — Mark Houlahan

Pie ... it fills the cracks of the heart. Go away, pain. — Kevin James

I like to build places online where readers can have productive conversations about books. — John Green