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Funny Light Bulb Quotes By Bill Bailey

How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ... no eight! — Bill Bailey

Funny Light Bulb Quotes By Steven Wright

I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends." — Steven Wright

Funny Light Bulb Quotes By Mitch Hedberg

If you don't know a light bulb is a three-way light bulb, it messes with your head. You reach to turn it off, and it just gets brighter! That's the exact opposite of what I wanted you to do! So you turn the switch again, and it gets brighter once more! I will break you, light bulb! — Mitch Hedberg