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Funny Leadership Quotes By Mary Douglas

If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny. — Mary Douglas

Funny Leadership Quotes By Zig Ziglar

There is only one thing worse than training employees and losing them,
and that's not training them and keeping them — Zig Ziglar

Funny Leadership Quotes By Criss Jami

If I were to vote, I would intentionally vote for the goofiest candidate. It is my theory that when the people can outwit the leader, the more respected their voices will be. — Criss Jami

Funny Leadership Quotes By Robin Sacredfire

It's funny when so many people I meet tell me that I'm a complicated and mysterious person they can't understand. The problem isn't in me but in them. When I say something, I do it. The problem is that they don't believe I will, and they don't believe anyone can do what I say I will. That's their confusion. But actually, I'm a simple person, as I always match my own words. That's how you must see it. Just cut through "common sense" and move forward, and achieve! Let others worry about the how. — Robin Sacredfire

Funny Leadership Quotes By Gerry Geek

Any idiot can point out a problem. So, bosses do. — Gerry Geek

Funny Leadership Quotes By John Wayne

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. — John Wayne

Funny Leadership Quotes By Adlai E. Stevenson II

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. — Adlai E. Stevenson II

Funny Leadership Quotes By Henry Ford

The question who ought to be boss is like who ought to be the tenor in the quartet? Obviously, the man who can sing tunor. — Henry Ford

Funny Leadership Quotes By Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin

There go my people. I must find out where they are going so I can lead them. — Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin

Funny Leadership Quotes By Alice Walker

If this were a courageous country,
it would ask Gloria to lead it
since she is sane and funny and beautiful and smart
and the National Leaders we've always had
are not.
When I listen to her talk about women's rights
children's rights
men's rights
I think of the long line of Americans
who should have been president, but weren't.
Imagine Crazy Horse as president. Sojourner Truth.
John Brown. Harriet Tubman. Black Elk or Geronimo.
Imagine President Martin Luther King confronting
the youthful "Oppie" Oppenheimer. Imagine President
Malcolm X going after the Klan. Imagine President Stevie
Wonder dealing with the "Truly Needy."
Imagine President Shirley Chisholm, Ron Dellums, or
Sweet Honey in the Rock
dealing with Anything.
It is imagining to make us weep with frustration,
as we languish under real estate dealers, killers,
and bad actors. — Alice Walker

Funny Leadership Quotes By Kass Morgan

Sasha: "It's not your fault. You were doing what you thought was best to keep them safe. It isn't easy, making those kinds of decisions. I know that. And I also know the difference between you when you're trying to be the leader and you when you get to just be a boy."
Wells: "It's funny you should say that,"
"Say what?"
"That you see the difference between me as a leader and me as a person."
"I believe I said boy." she corrected.

~Chapter 21 Pg: 228 — Kass Morgan

Funny Leadership Quotes By Gerry Geek

It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry. — Gerry Geek