Funny Kenyan Pictures Quotes & Sayings

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important. — Leslie Nielsen

I'm a human being. I'm not perfect. — Jack Abramoff

Iran ... has failed to take the opportunity to demonstrate that its nuclear program is peaceful ... time is not unlimited. — Barack Obama

What matters it what went before or after,
Now with myself I will begin and end. — William Shakespeare

The rulers of the state are the only persons who ought to have the privilege of lying, either at home or abroad; they may be allowed to lie for the good of the state. — Plato

Press toward the goal to win the prize. The mind of the determined person presses their way toward their dreams and destiny! When they get tired, they somehow find that strength. When they get distracted, they somehow become laser focused! When they don't have the money, they somehow get the finances and increase from somewhere! What are you believing God for? Are you willing to press like Paul says in Philippians 3:14 in order to get it? When I've pressed, I've always been blessed! — Melanie Bonita

Have I done the world good, or have I added a menace? — Guglielmo Marconi

So how are you supposed to learn how to drive with this guy yapping at you? My brothers were the ones who got to practice. So when you have to get on the expressway, you're afraid. That's what I think. That's why I take back routes on two-lane highways. — Sandra Cisneros

My dad bought the team when I was little. I've been around guys like you my whole life. I'm over the whole 'jock-and-awe' thing. — Jaci Burton