Funny Job References Quotes & Sayings

so-help-me-black-Jesus, I will smite that hairy little shit and make a coat out of his fur. Ya feel me?" The — Laura Thalassa

Newborn children represent perfection and the state of being to which each of us is duty-bound to return. In the instant after you were born, you were fearless, pure love, innocent, infinitely wise, of boundless potential and beautifully connected with the unseen hand that created the universe. Most of us on the planet today have lost this connection to our authentic selves, this original state of being in which we were unafraid to walk toward possibility and reach for the stars. We have forgotten who we are. — Robin S. Sharma

You [the teacher] do not merely insert a lot of facts, if you teach them [the students] properly. It is not like injecting 500 cc. of serum, or administering a year's dose of vitamins. — Gilbert Highet

The thing about my mom's Bundts is that they are not very good. Terrible. Actually inedible, very nearly indestructible. Between you and me." - Olly Bright — Nicola Yoon

Schools [are] ... institutions monopolizing the daytimes of childhood. — John Taylor Gatto

It [ballet] projects a fragile kind of strength and a certain inflexible precision. — Ayn Rand

My, if I didn't loathe her so much, I'd admire her. — Rachel Caine

I couldn't get my head around it. She'd lied to me! She had lied to me! Me! I was supposed to be the liar in this relationship! — Steve Toltz