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Funny Intercourse Quotes By Lynda Bellingham

I drank to be funny, or sexy. I drank because I was afraid or happy or sad, and I drank for anything that required emotional commitment ... I had chosen a profession that thrives on insecurity, and is never far from some source of social intercourse that involves alcohol or drugs. — Lynda Bellingham

Funny Intercourse Quotes By Lord Chesterfield

Sexual intercourse is a grossly overrated pastime; the position is undignified, the pleasure momentary and the consequences damnable. — Lord Chesterfield

Funny Intercourse Quotes By Cyndi Lauper

If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final. — Cyndi Lauper

Funny Intercourse Quotes By Helen Fielding

Clearly in textbook terms, the gentleman should text the lady first after intercourse, but perhaps the whole socio-etiquettical system breaks down when an insect plague is involved. — Helen Fielding

Funny Intercourse Quotes By John Duover

My dick's wisdom impeded my ability to have meaningless intercourse. — John Duover

Funny Intercourse Quotes By Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting antlers or something. — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

Funny Intercourse Quotes By Dannika Dark

So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn't?"
He snorted. "You don't just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it. — Dannika Dark