Funny Gumby Quotes & Sayings

We're going forward, but nothing changes. — Albert Camus

When I see a cheerful young man shrieking about how full of life he is, banging on a drum, and blowing on a tin trumpet, and speaking of his good spirits, it depresses me, since naturally it gives the contrary impression. It can't be real. It ought to be but it isn't. If the noisy person meant what he said, he wouldn't say it. — Ada Leverson

No one was standing in the shadows smoking a cigarette or looking about with a shifty-eyed gaze. I couldn't see anyone quickly hiding a bloody knife behind his back or twirling a moustache, either. That ruled out the Dudley Do-Right approach to finding the killer. — Jim Butcher

Politics is the science of who gets what, when, and why. — Sidney Hillman

When I was a young man, barely 18, I discovered Jesus Christ as my personal saviour, and for six months I told my mother she was damned to hell. That wasn't much fun. I abandoned it. — Luke Rhinehart

We print 37 million copies, and we found out about the unfortunate news as we were putting the issue to bed. — Olivia Newton-John

I do have cellulite. I have it everywhere. From the neck down! — Patsy Kensit

My nature does not lend itself to the meekness required of a wife in our society. I could not endure a man who would let himself be ruled by me, and I would not endure a man who tried to rule me. — Elizabeth Peters

We lost our way, our society lost our way. — David Ervine

So I take my lover, my king, and I put him in a pedestal and I cut him down. A man, like the ones who ruined the world. — Alaya Dawn Johnson