Alexa Land Quotes & Sayings

Art, like life, is really just a matter of how you choose to look at things. — Alexa Land

I was seriously not cut out for undercover work - which was pretty damn obvious, judging by the fact that I was currently cuddling with a suspect. — Alexa Land

Nana, did you really try to run down some antigay protesters?" Dante asked. "Of course not! I'm not homicidal. I may, however, have encouraged them to shut the fuck up," she said. — Alexa Land

Not so much Hello Kitty as Hell No Kitty. — Alexa Land

Friendship isn't measured in days, months or years, it's measured in the way someone makes you feel. — Alexa Land

What's life without perfectly certifiable friends? — Alexa Land

Are they Russian by way of the Ozarks? — Alexa Land

Wow," Christian exclaimed. "Your hair first thing in the morning is a sight to behold. It's like a Smurf blew up on the top of your head. — Alexa Land

Just because someone's related to you doesn't mean they're family. — Alexa Land

Oh hell no. I've been gay since I shot out of the womb, screaming I'm never going back there! — Alexa Land

All parents make mistakes. They're only human, so all of us grow up with at least a few invisible scars. But maybe that's okay, because the hard times are what make us strong enough to survive all the crap life throws at us down the road. — Alexa Land

Of course, back then I was crimping my hair and wearing enormous shoulder pads that made me look like I played for the Minnesota Vikings. It's amazing anybody got laid in 1985, given what passed for fashion!" "I'll — Alexa Land

I'm coming for you, Skye! Ain't nobody gonna violate your rights as a Gay Homosexual American on my watch! — Alexa Land

is yank it. It'll release eventually." "It usually does, when you yank it," he said with a smile. Nana wrapped both hands around the fleshy appendage and started pulling on it with a series of quick, short tugs. "I know I can jerk it off," Nana said. "I just gotta keep tugging." I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing. Behind the camera, Trevor was shaking with silent laughter and turning red. — Alexa Land

We all die alone though, Shea. Even if we're surrounded by others, it's still a solo journey. — Alexa Land

But then, maybe loneliness didn't have anything to do with how many people we had in our lives. Maybe it was really about how we felt on the inside.

And maybe I should go ahead and let myself feel these things, instead of always trying to push down and deny every negative emotion. Maybe they were just a part of me, and maybe it was okay to not always feel happy and positive. I was forever trying to silence that other part of myself, but maybe I'd feel more whole if I stopped doing that. — Alexa Land