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Funny Gifting Quotes By Tyler Perry

Don't believe the hype. I don't care how many number ones you have at the box office, I don't care how much they say you're great, don't believe it. Just stay in your lane and do what you're supposed to do. — Tyler Perry

Funny Gifting Quotes By Joseph Goldstein

A healthy self and an empty self are not contradictory; it just appears so because we use the same language to describe two different things. The whole path of meditation is about understanding that the self as an unchanging entity is a fiction, an illusory mental construct. — Joseph Goldstein

Funny Gifting Quotes By Jeff Lowe

The architecture or look fo a line is really important to me, and often ice can add something to the look of the wall. A dry rock wall is often not very dramatic. You add ice and snow and the features stand out in greater relief and it looks much wilder. — Jeff Lowe

Funny Gifting Quotes By Jorge Luis Borges

Little did they suspect that the years would end by wearing away the disharmony.
Little did they suspect that La Mancha and Montiel and the knight's frail figure would be, for the future, no less poetic than Sinbad's haunts or Ariosto's vast geographies.
For myth is at the beginning of literature, and also at its end. — Jorge Luis Borges

Funny Gifting Quotes By Scott Kelly

There's certainly a loss of connection with folks on the ground who I care for and love and I want to spend time with. — Scott Kelly

Funny Gifting Quotes By Nelson DeMille

Panic
a deep abiding, free-floating anxiety, often without any reason or logical basis. — Nelson DeMille

Funny Gifting Quotes By Steven Pinker

With violence, as with so many other concerns, human nature is the problem, but human nature is also the solution. — Steven Pinker

Funny Gifting Quotes By Livy

The sun has not yet set for all time. — Livy

Funny Gifting Quotes By Yogi Berra

You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go. — Yogi Berra

Funny Gifting Quotes By Jessie J.

I'm so hard on myself that when I'm in the studio, I'll write 10 songs and only use one. So those nine songs that are left over, I always think, 'Where could these go? Who could they be for?' — Jessie J.

Funny Gifting Quotes By Wm. Paul Young

Nobody knows what horrors I have saved the world from 'cuz people can't see what never happened. All evil flows from independence, and independence is your choice. If I were to simply revoke all the choices of independence, the world as you know it would cease to exist and love would have no meaning. This world is not a playground where I keep all my children free from evil. Evil is the chaos of this age that you brought to me, but it will not have the final say. Now it touches everyone that I love, those who follow me and those who don't. If I take away the consequences of people's choices, I destroy the possibilities of love. Love that is forced is no love at all. — Wm. Paul Young

Funny Gifting Quotes By Guy Le Querrec

A photographer is an acrobat treading the high wire of chance, trying to capture shooting stars. — Guy Le Querrec

Funny Gifting Quotes By Moby

Research performed on animals is, by definition, scientifically unsound. — Moby

Funny Gifting Quotes By Shonda Rhimes

It's like surgery. You can't close the patient's chest until you've found the wound and operated on it. The problem is the open chest, the wound is the challenge and the YES is the operation. You — Shonda Rhimes