Funny Fails Picture Quotes & Sayings

Love was a country he knew nothing about. — James Baldwin

Paul sets forth the attitude to which the defender of the faith must be committed: Let God be found true, but every man a liar. — Greg L. Bahnsen

I think this is a moment where Donald Trump recognized the Republican establishment was much weaker, the party leaders were much weaker than they thought they were in terms of being able to dictate any outcomes. — Ben Domenech

Sometimes 'Hmm' is the wisest thing to say. — Alethea Kontis

You can't fight the whole world, and you can't keep fighting everyone in your own world. It's not about giving up, it's about letting go. — Sue Fitzmaurice

One of the big failures for the big auto companies is that even the CEO and the top management often don't understand design and manufacturing. As a CEO, you have to make decisions; you need to have knowledge. — Henrik Fisker

Az men krigt zikh miten rov, muz men sholem zein miten shainker," Avi had said when he first put the rifle in Jacob's hands. The old Yiddish proverb could be roughly translated as, "If you're at odds with your rabbi, make peace with your bartender." His uncle offered no explanation, but as Jacob had chewed on its meaning, he had concluded that Avi meant something like, "Always be prepared" or "Have a plan B." The problem was, Jacob didn't want a plan B. He didn't want life to change. He wanted things to be the way they had always been. — Joel C. Rosenberg

I am a fan of the true crime and horror genres! So, I've got a dark side too. — Ladyhawke

When I need to wipe my face, I use the back of my hand, And I like to take up space just because I can, And I use my dress to wipe up my drink. I care less and less what people think. — Ani DiFranco

She recognized that great love carries a price of great torment if it ends, but it also bestows a greater and more valuable gift. — Karen Ranney

Now, the soul of Capitola naturally abhorred sentiment. If ever she gave way to serious emotion, she was sure to avenge herself by being more capricious than before. — E.D.E.N. Southworth

Bad taste
creates many more millionaires than good taste. It finally
boiled down to a matter of who got the most votes. In the
land of the moles a mole was king — Charles Bukowski