Funny Drill Instructor Quotes & Sayings

I only ever take one picture of one thing. Literally. Never two. So then that picture is taken and then the next one is waiting somewhere else. — William Eggleston

We keep looking for justice, but it's nothing but stormy nights and dark alleys out there. — Paul Levine

No one tells you how gone gone really is, or how long it lasts. — Jandy Nelson

The cow and horse tracks in the road were full of water, the rain having been enough to charge them, but not enough to wash them away. Across these minute pools the reflected stars flitted in a quick transit as she passed; she would not have known they were shining overhead if she had not seen them there - the vastest things of the universe imaged in objects so mean. — Thomas Hardy

I met a guy, very exotic to me - he was blonde with blue eyes - and I just had a fling that turned out to be love. I moved to San Francisco to spend a week with him and get him out of my system; I'm still here 26 years later. — Isabel Allende

A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away. — Bob Monkhouse