Funny Breastfeeding Quotes & Sayings

That place where I was born was a cold town. Even the mountains stood away. They were not sure, no more than me, of that dark spot, those same mountains.
There was a black river that flowed through the town, and if it had no grace for mortal beings, it did for swans, and many swans resorted there, and even rode the river like some kind of plunging animal, in floods.
— Sebastian Barry

The only way to tell a fable is to introduce a human. The only way to tell a proverb is to introduce your grandfather. — Bauvard

No, even I know better than that. I'm looking for selfishness. Perfect selfishness. — Haruki Murakami

There is an untroubled harmony in everything, a full consonance in nature; only in our illusory freedom do we feel at variance with it. — Fyodor Tyutchev

The first impression of a work of art is its otherness from reality. — Susanne Katherina Langer

Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith. — Ray Romano

Let's all start walking more and driving less. — Lewis Grizzard

A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market. — Charles Lamb

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. — George Burns

Only the development of compassion and understanding for others can bring us the tranquility and happiness we all seek. — Dalai Lama XIV

By being human, I was actually being inhumane. My hesitation to embrace my new abilities was causing needless suffering. Once you cross that moral threshold - once you decide to kill a man who hasn't threatened or wronged you - better to do it quickly, or whatever moral high ground you're standing on gets washed away by their blood. — Seth Grahame-Smith

God sent me on earth. He send me to do something, and nobody can stop me. If God want to stop me, then I stop. Man never can. — Bob Marley

I love making new friends and I respect people for a lot of different reasons. — Taylor Swift

First there is the search and rescue phase that is now ending. It is a cruel reality. — Jan Egeland

Men who reject the responsibility of thought and reason can only exist as parasites on the thinking of others. — Ayn Rand