Funny Beer Pong Quotes & Sayings

He's extremely dehydrated and we'll need to get fluids into him as soon as possible if he's to have a hope of surviving — Eliot Schrefer

Genesis 1 is an account of the nature of the world and its origins as its author perceived it. Moreover, his culturally conditioned perceptions and beliefs about the world and its origin were then projected onto the god of his composition so that, in turn, it is God who then creates the world that he himself, our author, perceived and experienced. These — Steven Dimattei

My experiences have been, from the very beginning, cultural and creative. And my business has been a way of exposing the culture, exposing the artists so that the world could hear and see them. — Russell Simmons

124 WAS SPITEFUL. Full of a baby's venom. The women in the house knew it and so did the children. For — Toni Morrison

There is such a thing as a hatred of lies and dissimulation, which is the outcome of a delicate sense of humor; there is also the selfsame hatred but as the result of cowardice, in so far as falsehood is forbidden by Divine law. Too cowardly to lie. — Friedrich Nietzsche

I know cigarettes can kill & wonder why she wants to die. — Nick Flynn

And God created great whales.
- genesis. — Herman Melville

I'm not a daily coffee guy at all, or energy drinks or anything like that. — Stephen Curry

A guy walks into a psychologist's convention with a banana in his pocket.When asked about the significance of this he says;well,they were all out of grapes. — Bob Newhart

I believe the human spirit is indomitable ... — Monty Oum

Nothing is crueller than children who come from good homes. — Amanda Palmer

I'm more interested in humanity in general than pussy in the exact. — Charles Bukowski

When I moved to Paris in the '70s, there wasn't very much going on in film in England. So when I started doing French films, there was a natural movement toward the kind of films I wanted to do. It wasn't the reason I came, but it so happened that I stepped into a time and place that actually corresponded to what I wanted. That sometimes happens in life. And it was rather beautiful. — Charlotte Rampling

You get frustrated when you don't win and when you're not successful. You have to keep battling. You don't give up. You don't start second guessing yourself. — Daunte Culpepper