Funny Beer League Quotes & Sayings

I don't feel like being touched by anyone or anything except the clouds. — Emery Lord

All knowledge resolves itself into probability ... In every judgment, which we can form concerning probability, as well as concerning knowledge, we ought always to correct the first judgment deriv'd from the nature of the object, by another judgment, deriv'd from the nature of the understanding. — David Hume

The value of an ambitious goal is not measured by what it will bring to you. The worth of a goal is measured by what it will make of you in the process of following and attaining it. — Ralph Marston

The record of his life and teaching, the Gospels, have impacted the world so much that they have been translated into 2,527 languages. The second-most-translated book, Don Quixote, has been translated into about 60 languages. The — John Ortberg

grunt. "As if you had any." "Actually, — Anonymous

I've had quite a lot to conquer in myself apart from writing. Not that I've been a pure angel when I come to the end of it. — P.L. Travers

I have accomplished all that I have set out to accomplish and more. — Lil' Wayne

I don't care what it takes. I'm tired of being pretty and nice ... I want to DO something. — Brandon Sanderson

I demand my right to a private life, just as I respect that right for everybody else. — Johnny Carson

When did atheists become so evangelical? I mean, if you don't believe something to be true, wouldn't you just ignore it? That's certainly what I do. Whether it's leprechauns or a congressional debt reduction plan - if I'm convinced it's fiction, I simply put it out of my mind. Not the atheists. They are obsessed with faith and religious practice. Their identities and their works are one big reaction to that which they hate. No longer content to simply dismiss God and those who follow in Him, the New Atheists have created a cult of unbelief. — Laura Ingraham

We tolerate differences of opinion in people who are familiar to us. But differences of opinion in people we do not know sound like heresy or plots. — Brooks Atkinson

I love you, but I want to love you enough that I never choose alcohol over you. Not even for a moment. I want to be someone you deserve. — Krista Ritchie