Funny 21st Birthday Invitation Quotes & Sayings

I had to get rich so I could afford to sing like I was poor again. — Dolly Parton

I need to learn every day. — Judi Dench

All your dreams are made / When you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade — Noel Gallagher

On the McGuire course, there's a technique called 'cancellation' where negative experiences are replaced with positive ones. — Gareth Gates

Prayers were held in Assembly Hall. We all perched in rows on wooden benches while teachers sat up on the platform in armchairs, facing us. — Roald Dahl

There's going to be a lesbian Brokeback Mountain and it's going to star Beyonce and Eva Longoria, — Chris McDaniel

Thought is the strongest thing we have. — Albert Schweitzer

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do — Louis L'Amour

Let's all pretend to be someone else, and then perhaps we'll find out who we are. — John Le Carre