Fums Song Quotes & Sayings

In every marriage the wife has to keep her mouth shut about at least one small thing her husband does that disgusts her. — John O'Hara

Phase two of Operation Fish and CHIPs (Clean House of the Idiot Piranhas) — Brenda Pandos

I guess that compared to other comic strips, I'm edgy. But put me along something like 'South Park,' and I'm 'Captain Kangaroo.' — Stephan Pastis

Google can say they are not in the content business, but if they are paying people and distributing and archiving their work, it is getting harder to make that case. — Jason Calacanis

In China, I witnessed forced abortions and forced sterilizations performed on women who were told that the children they were carrying were 'illegal'. I went with them when they were arrested and remained with them as they were subjected to mind-bending psychological torture. And I accompanied them as they went in tears to the local clinic to have their pregnancies aborted. — Steven W. Mosher

Writing is very different to having your photo taken. You are exposing yourself more, not physically but emotionally. — Sophie Dahl

Neither sex, without some fertilization of the complimentary characters of the other, is capable of the highest reaches of human endeavor. — Jean-Paul Sartre

There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters. — Alice Thomas Ellis