Foaming Toilet Quotes & Sayings

Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians. — Dennis Miller

Patriotism is merely a religion-love of country, worship of country, devotion to the country's flag and honor and welfare. — Mark Twain

Whenever people open their hearts to God in some way, the Lord wants to do something good. Even if it just got scheduled randomly for that day, I'm sure [Pope Francis] sees significance in that. — Ralph Martin

Most misfortunes are the results of misused time. — Napoleon Hill

There is no suspension, no whispered prayer for silk to stop my fall. There is only the falling, and it goes on and on, in fierce silence and sharp bursts of breath. — Kermit Roosevelt III

Jazz musicians are the coolest people on the planet. Can I have some cool? — Jon Stewart

The only thing that makes life unfair is the delusion that it should be fair. — Steve Maraboli

There's nothing prettier in the world than a melody. I can get lost in a song with a melody. A lot of times I have, and the song wasn't that good, but I would get lost in that melody, and I'd want to do the song. — George Jones

There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method. — Herman Melville

I think it's very dangerous for an actor to take [shooting] too seriously because I think it could really damage you if you do that. — Michael Pitt

A tiny seed of a giant tree must not behave like a giant tree; a tiny seed is a tiny seed yet! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

A college football star, by his senior year, is used to running out there with 110,000 people going nuts. They feel comfortable in that environment. To me, a set feels like that. The one thing that I do know is that, as long as I'm prepared, I know this environment and this world. — Donal Logue

I see no reason why I should be consciously wrong today because I was unconsciously wrong yesterday. — Robert H. Jackson

My dad was a journalist. He was in Rwanda right after the genocide. In Berlin when the wall came down. He was always disappearing and coming back with amazing stories. So telling stories for a living made sense to me. — Patrick J. Adams