Famous Batman Quotes & Sayings

Christianity is the strangest religion ever set up, for it committed a murder upon Jesus in order to redeem mankind from the sin of eating an apple. — Thomas Paine

I may be the only golfer never to have broken a single putter, if you don't count the one I twisted into a loop and threw into a bush. — Thomas Boswell

The closed door doesn't bother me. But the sound of soft sobbing nearly kills me. — Lauren Layne

Nor was I following how someone who seemed so sweet and genteel at Bible study was acting like someone who'd contracted mad cow disease. Or maybe politics made people act slightly demon-possessed. — Christy Barritt

The circumstances of your life have uniquely qualified you to make a contribution. And if you don't make that contribution, nobody else can make it. — Harold S. Kushner

I can't solve any problems. All I can do is try to make sure people can't avoid noticing them. — Warren Ellis

Success isn't the key to happiness.
Happiness is the key to success. — Gautama Buddha

People owe us nothing: they can blow through our lives, make us feel hopeful and loved, and then disappear with no explanation or apology. — Ryan O'Connell

To come under siege was the inevitable fate of power. — Frank Herbert

You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool. — Cody Lundin

Failure is predictable if you break laws, success is predictable if you obey laws. I discovered and learned that truth when I was 14 years old. Not everyone discovers that. Some people take a lifetime to learn that. — Myles Munroe

All that I do is right - for me. I make it so by doing it. Do you think that I am conquered by the laws that other women crouch and whine before, because they dare not break them, though they long to do so? I am my own law - and the law of some others. — Frances Hodgson Burnett

Not everything that can be counted counts and not everything that counts can be counted. - Albert Einstein — Joshua Becker

We humans lack imagination, to the point of not even knowing what tomorrow's important things will look like. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb

My lord said, amongst other things, that he did not propose to burden the doctor with the details of his genealogy. He consigned the doctor and all his works, severally and comprehensively described, to hell, and finished up his epic speech by a pungent and Rabelaisian criticism of the whole race of leeches. — Georgette Heyer