Erma Bombeck Housework Quotes & Sayings

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. — Erma Bombeck

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. — Erma Bombeck

Housework can kill you if done right. — Erma Bombeck

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. - Erma Bombeck — Lynn Kellan

Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage. — Erma Bombeck

My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you? — Erma Bombeck