End Of Uni Quotes & Sayings

There's no handbook for parenting. So you walk a very fine line as a parent because you are civilizing these raw things. They will tip the coffee over and finger-paint on the table. At some point, you have to say, 'We're gonna have to clean that up because you don't paint with coffee on a table.' — Gary Oldman

Cross my heart, and hope to die. Bake a demon in a pie. — Pippa DaCosta

You put on eyeliner, and people start screaming at you. How strange, and how marvellous. — Robert Smith

I'm pretty sure I just got groped while buying toothpaste," Ty told him with a frown as he struggled with the tiny buttons of his shirt. "By a tiny little old lady with dead butterflies on her hat. — Abigail Roux

People like Aaron act all nice until suddenly they explode and banish some annoying geezer into the void. — Holly Black