Dittman Sweet Quotes & Sayings

I was watchin' the news the other day, and I heard them talking about a criminal named Brian Regan same spelling and everything. He's gonna be in jail for the rest of his life. So I'm sitting there doing a crossword puzzle and all of a sudden I hear, It is unknown whether the charges against Brian Regan will lead to his execution. Guess I can put this down. Honey, did we pay that parking ticket?! — Brian Regan

I do not impersonate females! How many women do you know who wear seven inch heels, four foot wigs, and skintight dresses? — RuPaul

Shylock repointed his twitching, accusatory digit at his daughter. "You do not say such things in my house. You - you - you - you - " "Run along, love, it appears that Papa's been stricken with an apoplexy of the second person. — Christopher Moore

Well, I like the rain before it falls. — Jonathan Coe

Time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't, then we'll have a race of babies, that hate the ladies that make the babies. — Tupac Shakur

When you get your first pay cheque, it's the best feeling in the world. — Simon Cowell

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. — Jackie Gleason

Almost every one has a predominant inclination, to which his other desires and affections submit, and which governs him, though perhaps with some intervals, though the whole course of his life. — David Hume

I can't bear the thought that a man of lofty mind and heart begins with the ideal of the Madonna and ends with the ideal of Sodom. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

If there's a silver bullet in the battle to recapture Albany, it is the re-engagement of our citizens. This capital has become a physical metaphor for the isolation and alienation of our people. — Andrew Cuomo

People are best on records and books because you can turn them off or put them back on the shelf. — Henry Rollins

Isn't materialism the cause of much that is evil in the land of mortal souls? — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

There's a terrible delight in watching a rival sink without a trace — Bernard Hinault

I called him Grandfather, because according to him you do not have to be of the same blood or same tribe to be a member of the same family, but in truth I should have called him Maman. He was the only mother I ever knew. — Isabel Allende

Leave women to find their sphere. — Lucy Stone