Dennis Felix Quotes & Sayings

I thoroughly object to getting old. If you could let me be 16 again, I'd give you everything I've got and everything I'll ever have. — Felix Dennis

Publishing magazines for yourself is not good business, man. — Felix Dennis

I've been busy for years, buying land, often under pseudonyms, and planting trees on it. All the money is going into it when I die - and in the end I'd like to think that it will be 20 to 30,000 acres. — Felix Dennis

You have an advantage that neither education nor upbringing can buy - you have almost nothing. And therefore you have almost nothing to lose. — Felix Dennis

The beginnings of a forest is one of the ugliest things on the planet. It's bleak and your neighbours hate you. — Felix Dennis

Obviously, waste disposal is an enormous and fantastic industry. — Felix Dennis

Most of the worst errors I made in my life came from forgetting to act small. — Felix Dennis

I don't take investment advice from wealth managers. I have grown several businesses from scratch and amassed many millions from my publishing empire - why would I take advice from someone who has never experienced that? — Felix Dennis

Whatever qualities the rich may have, they can be acquired by anyone with the tenacity to become rich. — Felix Dennis

I have one talent, and that's figuring out what people want about two minutes before they know it themselves. — Felix Dennis

It's kind of a crazy thing to decide that you're going to be worth tens and tens and tens of millions of dollars and set out to do that. It doesn't suit everybody. — Felix Dennis

You cannot properly bring up children when you are 69 or 70 and they are 12 and at the height of their madness. You can physically do it, but I don't think it's morally justified. — Felix Dennis

I cannot abide being bored. — Felix Dennis

You can actually be bored stiff while you're dying. — Felix Dennis

With the greatest of respect, I have watched Apple from the day it started. I was publishing magazines about the Apple II before most people had ever heard what a personal computer was. — Felix Dennis

The bottom line is that if I did it, you can do it. I got rich without the benefit of a college education or a penny of capital but making many errors along the way. I went from being a pauper.. a hippie dropout on the dole, living in a crummy room without the proverbial pot to piss in, without even the money to pay the rent, without a clue as to what to do next.. to being rich.. — Felix Dennis

I am absolutely convinced that my life was redeemed by poetry. — Felix Dennis

Talent is indispensable, although it is 'always' replaceable. Just remember the simple rules concerning talent:
Identify It,
Hire It,
Nurture It,
Reward It,
Protect It.
And when the time comes, Fire It. — Felix Dennis

Believing your own bullshit is always a perilous activity, but never more fatal than for the owner of a start-up venture. — Felix Dennis

Overhead will eat you alive if not constantly viewed as a parasite to be exterminated. Never mind the bleating of those you employ. Hold out until mutiny is imminent before employing even a single additional member of staff. More startups are wrecked by overstaffing than by any other cause, bar failure to monitor cash flow. — Felix Dennis

I'm so suspicious of our own understanding of the past. I just think that your mind plays absolute tricks on you and fools you every minute of every day. And so when you're talking about the past, you're talking about something that never happened. At least it didn't happen the way you think it happened. — Felix Dennis

Rich people always have a certain degree of debt. Apparently it helps to reduce taxes. I'm not so hot on the bean-counting side. — Felix Dennis

The problem with rich lists is ... it is impossible to know what someone is worth until they have died and you have sold it. — Felix Dennis

You shouldn't go around the world behaving ruthlessly when you don't have to. Sometimes you do have to. There is only so much pie to go around. If you're going to take more than your fair share of pie, as socialists would look at it, then someone else is not getting his. That means you've got to take it away from them. — Felix Dennis

Say to yourself: The world is full of money. Some of it has my name on it. All I have to do is collect it. — Felix Dennis

I love the business of business; I love the risk raking. — Felix Dennis

Good ideas are like Nike sports shoes. They may facilitate success for an athlete who possesses them, but on their own they are nothing but an overpriced pair of sneakers. Sports shoes don't win races. Athletes do. — Felix Dennis

The climate has been changing since there was a climate. — Felix Dennis

When I was young, I wanted to be the greatest blues singer of all time. I wrecked my education and left home for it. — Felix Dennis

By focusing hard on obtaining that human capital you will vastly increase your chances of becoming rich. Stupid — Felix Dennis

This modern mania for interfering in other's lives, usually under the guise of health and safety concerns, is highly irritating and counterproductive. Down with the nanny state. — Felix Dennis

I'm an entrepreneur, a businessman. I've got a lot of money, and that doesn't go very well with the whole 'starving artist in a garret' routine. — Felix Dennis

If the influence of luck is a delusion, then all I can say is that the delusion is virtually universal. — Felix Dennis

Nobody could like Donald Trump, surely, except his mother. No one really likes The Donald. But how can you not have respect for a guy who's been down on the floor and just keeps coming back? Nothing will keep Donald Trump down until they drive a wooden stake in his heart and a silver bullet in his brain. — Felix Dennis

With a poetry book I can send 100 copies out to reviewers and other people, and even do it in advance and get their response. It's difficult with iPad: how do you send it out for free, and how do you even disseminate it before it goes into their store? — Felix Dennis

I have an over-attachment to precision, which is why I've sold more magazines than any man alive. — Felix Dennis

For a start, the salary begins to have an attraction and addictiveness all of its own. A regular paycheck and crack cocaine have that in common. In addition, and more to the point, working too long for other people can blunt your desire to take risks. This last factor is crucial, because the ability to live with and embrace risk is what sets apart the financial winners and losers in the world. — Felix Dennis

You have to persuade yourself that you absolutely don't care what happens. If you don't care, you've won. I absolutely promise you, in every serious negotiation, the man or woman who doesn't care is going to win. — Felix Dennis

I only buy a computer when it's two years old, after the glitches have been worked out. — Felix Dennis

I couldn't care less what anyone's 'perception' of me is. I'm too long in the tooth to care. — Felix Dennis

'The Week' is my favourite magazine. Everyone from presidents to CEOs of companies love it, politicians, people in the massive charity business in America, in the arts and even more especially in the media. — Felix Dennis

When you come across real talent, it is sometimes worth allowing them to create the structure in which they choose to labor. In nine cases out of ten, by inviting them to take responsibility and control for a new venture, you will motivate them to do great things. — Felix Dennis

Native trees are so important to our ecosystem. — Felix Dennis

The planet doesn't require saving, and actually hasn't asked Greenpeace to save it. — Felix Dennis

False praise is worse than no praise. — Felix Dennis

America, ladies and gentlemen, has done more for me financially than Britain ever has, or ever could have done. — Felix Dennis

I write about whatever turns up. Every single day, I'm sitting down for three to five hours in the evenings wrestling away and producing far too much verse. — Felix Dennis

I have been portrayed by actors in three television documentaries, two plays, one musical and a film. It's no fun watching yourself being traduced and imitated by an actor. — Felix Dennis

There are as many forms of happiness as sorrow, though most prove fleeting. — Felix Dennis

It's a long, slow sunset for ink-on-paper magazines, but sunsets can produce vast sums of money. — Felix Dennis

The key to successful business is self belief and application. — Felix Dennis

I've always noted with some awe the reading habits of the Australian public. Australians read more newspapers and magazines per head of population than almost any other country in the world. — Felix Dennis

Poetry forces a writer to condense and crystallise his thoughts and often represents a short cut to truths unsuspected by the author himself. — Felix Dennis

America is an empire. I hope you know that now. All empires, by definition, are bumbling, shambolic, bullying, bureaucratic affairs, as certain of the rightness of their cause in infancy, as they are corrupted by power in their dotage. — Felix Dennis

Do not be shy to call customers who owe you money. It works. — Felix Dennis

I think having a great idea is vastly overrated. I know it sounds kind of crazy and counterintuitive. I don't think it matters what the idea is, almost. You need great execution. — Felix Dennis

I should have liked to get married, but over many decades I have lived essentially alone. I go to sleep when I'm tired, get up when I wake up, have my food prepared when I'm hungry. I can't bear the thought that I'd have to coincide, make an effort. — Felix Dennis

If you are unwilling to fail, sometimes publicly and even catastrophically, you will never be rich. — Felix Dennis

Making money is certainly the one addiction I cannot shake. — Felix Dennis

I want to prove that if you write in strict meter and rhyme about subjects people care about, they will buy poetry. — Felix Dennis

No poetry that I'm aware of, however bad or glorious, has ever left somebody a worse person than they were before they read it. — Felix Dennis

The belief that you have a great idea is not worth cuckoo spit. Ideas are ten a penny while the ability to execute counts for a great deal more. — Felix Dennis

There are jobs, particularly database-oriented ones, for which computers are necessary, but for everyday office life, I question whether they have brought the productivity that their enormous cost, up to £10,000 per person, demands. — Felix Dennis

Sometimes, to ensure that a talented individual will work for you, or will stay working with you, you need to be flexible. Money is not always the great motivator here. Talented people want a good salary, of course, but surprisingly often they are more attracted to new opportunities and challenges. — Felix Dennis

Ideas don't make you rich. The correct execution of ideas does. — Felix Dennis

Without self belief nothing can be accomplished. With it, nothing is impossible. — Felix Dennis

Having a great idea is simply not enough. The eventual goal is vastly more important than any idea. It is how ideas are implemented that counts in the long run — Felix Dennis

The richer you are and the more financial advisers you employ, the less likelihood there is that you can ever discover what you are really worth. — Felix Dennis

Money is power. Power is an aphrodisiac. — Felix Dennis

Human beings are definitely changing the planet, but how much impact they are having on climate, I don't know and I don't care. — Felix Dennis

You don't have to live in a garage to write great poetry. — Felix Dennis

Poetry is one of the oldest of all art forms, and one of its powers for shamans and tribal leaders was the mnemonic. — Felix Dennis

Few things in life are certain except death and being taxed. — Felix Dennis

Anyone not busy learning is busy dying. — Felix Dennis

People who grow rich almost always improve their sex life. More people want to have sex with them. That's just the way human beings work. Money is power. Power is an aphrodisiac. Money did not make me happy. But it definitely improved my sex life. — Felix Dennis

Posthumous reputations have little to do with real lives. — Felix Dennis

What is negotiation but the accumulation of small lies leading to advantage? — Felix Dennis

'Great Expectations' has been described as 'Dickens's harshest indictment of society.' Which it is. After all, it's about money. About not having enough money; about the fever of the getting of money; about having too much money; about the taint of money. — Felix Dennis

Money is color-blind, race-blind, sex-blind, degree-blind, and couldn't care less who brought you up or in what circumstances. — Felix Dennis

If it flies, floats or fornicates, always rent it.. it's cheaper in the long run. — Felix Dennis

You can collect all the plastic bottle caps you want as long as you give me the money so we can get off this death trap, find somewhere else and have tremendous fun screwing that up as well. — Felix Dennis

The reason I don't carry a mobile phone is I don't want people to know where I am! — Felix Dennis

There are far too many people in university in Britain. If you want to make money, be a plumber. — Felix Dennis

People think I'm just an old Luddite, but that's untrue. I buy every new gizmo as it comes out, play with it until I understand how it works, and then give it away. — Felix Dennis

You cannot be seeking yourself when you're making money. — Felix Dennis

America is not the center of the universe. — Felix Dennis

I never sue journalists. I employ journalists. I employ too many of them. I don't sue journalists. — Felix Dennis

Teamwork is the glue which binds losers together — Felix Dennis

There is never a time in a company's history when cost control can be relegated to the back burner, but for a startup company, keeping costs low is a vital necessity. — Felix Dennis

I hear poets complaining: 'We face what our forebears did not face. We face TV. We face radio. We face this and that.' — Felix Dennis

I loathe and detest movies and television and don't watch any. I do not have the time. — Felix Dennis

People really do not have time to read all the newspapers in the world and all the sites that we now commonly use on the web. There is no possibility of keeping up. — Felix Dennis

You'll never get rich by working for your boss. — Felix Dennis

For me, temptation is life and I have a gargantuan appetite for everything. — Felix Dennis

The vast majority of free verse is ghastly. Utterly ghastly. No one reads it. No one listens to it. — Felix Dennis

When you're writing, you're in a totally different zone ... I can start a difficult poem and look up at the clock and see to my astonishment that three hours have passed. — Felix Dennis

I'm very proud of the fact that I'm one of Britain's biggest selling poets. That gives me a huge amount of pleasure. — Felix Dennis

Computers are wasteful of paper and time. Once, we'd get documents with a few errors. Now, people make hundreds of copies until each sheet is flawless and memos are duplicated endlessly. Managers get swamped with emails. — Felix Dennis

The best thing about being immensely wealthy is not having to be in any particular place at any particular time doing a particular task you don't want to do. — Felix Dennis

Everything I publish is for my readers. — Felix Dennis