George Axelrod Quotes & Sayings

Any gentleman with the slightest chic will give a girl a fifty dollar bill for the powder room. — George Axelrod

In your defence, it's been a long day and you've had a lot to drink. — George Axelrod

I don't mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day. — George Axelrod

Gabrielle: When I was a little girl, on Sunday mornings, if I'd been good, I was allowed to feed the giraffes.
Richard: Giraffes! Don't tell me that you had giraffes too?
Gabrielle: You mean you...
Richard: But of course we did
Gabrielle: Oh what fun. Both of us having had giraffes as children. — George Axelrod

I don't see how My Fair Lady and Frankenstein are the same. Oh, wait a minute. Yes I do. — George Axelrod

Richard: You really like it, don't you.
Gabrielle: What?
Richard: Life.
Gabrielle: Oh! Every morning when I wake up and I see there's a whole new other day, I just go absolutely ape! — George Axelrod