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Damon Humor Quotes By L.J.Smith

Dismissed like a dog. Damon groped for his jacket behind him, found it, and wished that his groping for his sense of humor could be as successful. The faces around him were all the same. They could have been carved in stone.
But not stone as hard as that that was coming together again around his soul. That rock was remarkably quick to mend - and an extra layer was added, like the layering of a pearl, but not covering anything nearly so pretty. — L.J.Smith

Damon Humor Quotes By Meg Cabot

This was very exciting. I'd never had two boys get into a fight over me before. The fact that one of the boys was my stepbrother, however, and held about as much romantic appeal for me as Max, the family dog, somewhat dampened my enthusiasm. And Michael wasn't much of a catch, either, when you actually thought about it, being a potential murderer and all. Oh, why did I have to have such a couple of losers fighting over me? Why couldn't Matt Damon and Ben Affleck fight over me? Now that would be truly excellent. — Meg Cabot

Damon Humor Quotes By Damon Wayans

And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor. — Damon Wayans

Damon Humor Quotes By Damon Runyon

He [Will Rogers] was America's most complete human document. One-third humor. One-third humanitarian. One-third heart. — Damon Runyon

Damon Humor Quotes By L.J.Smith

Very touching," said a voice from the stairway. "Do you want me to imitate a violin?" - Damon — L.J.Smith

Damon Humor Quotes By Heather Killough-Walden

Do you, Damon Chroi, sovereign of the Goblin Kingdom, take this woman, Diana Piper, to be your queen and wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, in times of angry gods and rogue goblins, in true name-induced death and in health, because she resurrected you - you lucky bastard - to love and to cherish even when she's more powerful than you and kicking your ass at everything you do, from this day forward until she can no longer stand the smell of rain? - Roman D'Angelo — Heather Killough-Walden

Damon Humor Quotes By L.J.Smith

It's not wrong to hustle hustlers. It's like killing murderers, a public service. -Damon Salvatore — L.J.Smith

Damon Humor Quotes By Damon Suede

It's a kilt, dumbass. It's only a skirt if I'm wearing underwear. — Damon Suede

Damon Humor Quotes By L.J.Smith

You didn't feed from her," he said, and this was not a question.
"Swill poison? Not my kind of fun, little brother."
One corner of Stefan's mouth quirked up. He made no response to this, but simply looked at Damon with eyes that were ... knowing. Damon bridled.
"I told the truth!"
"Going to take it up as a hobby? — L.J.Smith

Damon Humor Quotes By Damon Suede

Gotten butt-ass, bone-dog naked for your vadge-cam?" Dante offered with an angelic smile, standing close.
"Fucking hell, D." Griff turned to Beth with an apology, but she spoke first.
"Huh-yeah. Thanks, cockbreath. — Damon Suede

Damon Humor Quotes By Damon Suede

I'll take Classic 69 and semen-swapping for $300 — Damon Suede

Damon Humor Quotes By Eleni Papanou

My perspective broke a long time ago." Damon
"Don't make any repairs. You're better off without it." Jall — Eleni Papanou