Counter Turntable Quotes & Sayings

It does not taste like God Himself cooked heaven into a series of five dishes which were then served to you accompanied by several luminous balls of fermented, bubbly plasma while actual and literal flower petals floated down all around your canal-side dinner table. — John Green

You can fool too many people, too much of the time. — James Thurber

All work and no play is not good for the soul — Felix Sabates

Me and Jesus got our own thing going on. We don't need anybody to tell us what it's all about. — Tom T. Hall

For years, European leaders have pointed out that Europe is an economic giant, but a military pygmy. — Lord Robertson

Our eyes met, our souls embraced, and our spark of love ignited into a blissfully intense flame. — Steve Maraboli

Dad brought it home from Paris when Terese was five. What other kid that age had a $10,000 oboe? — S.A. Bodeen

Dantes examined the various articles shown to him with the same attention that he had bestowed on the curiosities and strange tools exhibited in the shops at Marseilles as the works of the savages in the South Seas from whence they had been brought by the different trading vessels. — Alexandre Dumas

I basically look like a lot of modern Orthodox people you know, but I work on a TV show where I sometimes have to kiss Jim Parsons. That's why I don't take on the title of modern Orthodox, but in terms of ideology and theology I pretty much sound like a liberal modern Orthodox person. — Mayim Bialik

Not without a condom." He recoils like I've said something heinous that's offended his delicate little self. "Jesus, Nate, I don't have a death wish." "Nat or Natalie." "You called me BJ. I get to choose. I like Nate. I might even add a dog to the end of that. Nate-Dog. I like it." He burps and comes to the sink. He's — Erin Leigh

She knew every word that had ever been spoken, but she could think of nothing to say that might ease his grief. — Scott Hawkins

The plurality that we perceive is only an appearance; it is not real. Vedantic philosophy ... has sought to clarify it by a number of analogies, one of the most attractive being the many-faceted crystal which, while showing hundreds of little pictures of what is in reality a single existent object, does not really multiply that object ... — Erwin Schrodinger