Frances Winkler Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 9 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Frances Winkler.
Famous Quotes By Frances Winkler
I will tell you one thing, I've slept with more books than I have people. And THAT has made all the difference. — Frances Winkler
What can I say? I'm like a playground water fountain, I live to wet people's pants. — Frances Winkler
There once was a man from Des Moines
Whose wife was always annoyed
He stepped in the kitchen
She started her bitchin'
Now that fucking cunt is dead. — Frances Winkler
Love is like a picnic without ants, pleasant for a while, but sooner or later something's definitely getting squashed. — Frances Winkler
The secret is: a catapult is a joy in it self ... freude an sich ... it doesn't need a reason, it IS the reason. — Frances Winkler
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler
If I self-loathe with any more passion, I will spontaneously combust. — Frances Winkler
I could go around poking people in the eye with a sharp stick to keep them on their toes, but I'd probably be arrested sooner or later. Poetry is better. More lawful. Less bloody. — Frances Winkler
I'm collector of stuff that people make with their brain. I keep them in little jars and I take them out and play with them sometimes too. The stuff, not the people. — Frances Winkler