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Famous Quotes By Jack Woodford

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As though she were asking me where some sort of unusual wine could be obtained, she inquired fretfully and worriedly: 'Jack, have you any idea where I could find some presentable loose women?' I had no idea where she could find anything else. At last a lifetime ambition of mine to become a pimp was satisfied. — Jack Woodford

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There is only one love story: Boy meets girl, Girl gets boy into pickle, Boy gets pickle into girl. — Jack Woodford

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Louella remarked that when foreign nations had intercourse with this country they knew they had been intercoursed. — Jack Woodford

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Characterization is an accident that flows out of action and dialogue. — Jack Woodford

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Few human beings are proof against the implied flattery of rapt attention. — Jack Woodford

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Money talks. And writes. And publishes. And reviews. But it can't read. — Jack Woodford

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One of your first jobs, as you write for money, will be to get rid of your vocabulary. — Jack Woodford