Comedy Central Roast Best Quotes & Sayings

Maybe the social value of truth is as a destination - so long as we do not assume we have arrived there. — Edward De Bono

Have you ever had so many thoughts churning inside that you didn't dare let them escape, in case they blew you wide open? — Ellen Hopkins

Working with UNICEF made me grow up and recognize how fortunate I am. — Roger Moore

THE ALIENS
from The Last Night Of The Earth Poems

you may not believe it
but there are people
who go through life with
very little
friction of distress.
they dress well, sleep well.
they are contented with
their family
life.
they are undisturbed
and often feel
very good.
and when they die
it is an easy death, usually in their
sleep.

you may not believe
it
but such people do
exist.

but i am not one of
them.
oh no, I am not one of them,
I am not even near
to being
one of
them.
but they
are there

and I am
here. — Charles Bukowski

Never underestimate the ability of political leaders to misread history on a monumental scale. The invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan have both served to hasten western decline: they have both failed to achieve their objectives and in the process demonstrated an underlying western impotence. — Martin Jacques

As the two of us - past self, my present self - hovered over her bed, I could see each cruel damage written across her skin, beneath her eyes, down into her bones. She was no longer the way she wanted to be remembered. She was already more breath than body. — David Levithan

YOU HAVE NOT BECAUSE YOU ASKED NOT — Kevan L. Waiters

Before I knew that a man could kill a man, because it happens all the time. Now I know that even the person with whom you've shared food, or whom you've slept, even he can kill you with no trouble. The closest neighbor can kill you with his teeth: that is what I have Learned since the genocide, and my eyes no longer gaze the same on the face of the world. — Philip G. Zimbardo

Children are God's homework assignment to parents. We are commissioned to love, teach and train them up for successful adulthood. — Stephen Kendrick