Chashmish Funny Quotes & Sayings

There's always a faster gun. — Dennis Overbye

I want to have an affair. — Pella Grace

A certain amount of volatility and drama can me healthy and keep things fun and interesting if you're willing at any moment during a fight to say, 'This means nothing. I love you, let's forget about it. — Anthony Kiedis

Nobody knows what will work until they try it. Some of comics' biggest success stories in recent years have explored subjects that no one was writing about at the time - stories no one had any reason to think would succeed. My advice? Write what you want to read. You'll have more fun doing it - and if all else fails, you'll always have at least one loyal reader. — Scott McCloud

An American store is generally a very extensive apartment, handsomely decorated, the roof frequently supported on marble pillars. The owner or clerk is seen seated by his goods, absorbed in the morning paper - probably balancing himself on one leg of his chair, with a spittoon by his side. — Isabella Bird

There isn't a necklace, is there?'
'You'll only find out if you answer my question.'
'You're mean.'
'I'm learning to be so.' She preferred to think of it as taking more of a hand in her own destiny, but she didn't much care what anyone else might call it. — Suzanne Enoch

Remember to use positive affirmations. I am not a dork is not one of them. — Brian Andreas

I think how pay gets determined is pretty broad - experience, how people look, what they bring to the job. But there's no question women are paid less. Women don't ask. — Dee Dee Myers

This anxiety to keep his father from anger was wearisome to him. — Pearl S. Buck

You felt a deep sorrow, the kind of melancholy you feel when you're in a beautiful place and the sun is going down — Thrity Umrigar

I'm not a trained musician. When folks talk about 'Well, you go to this or that' - the tenor, or the third part - I don't really know what they're talking about. — Emmylou Harris

God, I love a man with a big vocabulary. — Tiffany Reisz

As it turns out, three of my four kids are professional singers. And they're really interesting, good singers. — Loudon Wainwright III

To fight against the infidels is Jihad; but to fight against your evil self is greater Jihad. — Abu Bakr

We are watching very closely to see how the disease associated with bird flu, when it hits humans, is evolving. — David Nabarro