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Cats And Dogs Funny Quotes By Eleanor Porter

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? — Eleanor Porter

Cats And Dogs Funny Quotes By Jeff Valdez

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez

Cats And Dogs Funny Quotes By Lilian Jackson Braun

Dogs have their day but cats have 365. — Lilian Jackson Braun

Cats And Dogs Funny Quotes By Mira Monroe

Funny, a witch who likes dogs over cats. I think I like this about you. - Rhydian — Mira Monroe

Cats And Dogs Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler

I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs. I understand why people like dogs, and I think they definitely bring more to the table than cats or those godforsaken ferrets, but I don't think it's healthy for people to treat their dogs like they are real people. — Chelsea Handler

Cats And Dogs Funny Quotes By Ze Frank

What's so funny about cats is that they have this kind of aloof, superior vibe to them. Even if you love them, they are unpredictable. Dogs are more social, and the way that they attach and bond to us is much more human. — Ze Frank

Cats And Dogs Funny Quotes By Joyce Carol Oates

During these mad dashes to the wall phone in the kitchen she hadn't time to fall but with fantastical grace and dexterity wrenched herself upright in midfall and continued running (dogs whimpering, yapping hysterically in her wake, cats scattering wide-eyed and plume-tailed) before the telephone ceased it's querulous ringing
though frequently she was greeted with nothing more than a derisive dial tone, in any case. — Joyce Carol Oates

Cats And Dogs Funny Quotes By Lenny Bruce

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. — Lenny Bruce

Cats And Dogs Funny Quotes By Glendon Swarthout

The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next. — Glendon Swarthout