Bill Hammond Quotes & Sayings

once a week and doesn't do much when he is there. — Jonathan Kellerman

Women continue to reward bold moves made by men because of the confidence it displays. — Roosh V

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband. — Faina Ranevskaya

If I woke up and didn't have Tourette's syndrome, it would feel weird - not better or worse, just different. — Tim Howard

He, as he told his tale, did not look her in the face, but sat with his eyes fixed upon her muff. — Anthony Trollope

In the first Test of the 1938 Ashes series, Eddie Paynter and Stan McCabe became the first players on opposing sides to score double-centuries in the same match. Bill Brown and Wally Hammond repeated the feat in the very next Test at Lord's. How quickly the once-unprecedented accumulates its precedents. — Rodney Ulyate

Life is one sick joke after another, I'm discovering. Because it hardly seems fair that it should hurt so much to finally get exactly what I've been wishing for. — Amy Engel